The following facts admit of only one conclusion. Fact 1: I have, for the last 16 years, on a more or less regular basis, played the guitar. Fact 2: I grew up listening primarily to ‘90s alternative rock. The inescapable conclusion: I love a good riff.
In part of my renewed attempt to be, you know, more positive about stuff, I shall now present to you, faithful visitor, a smattering of riffs that I find delicious, ferocious, or which otherwise kick my ass.1
Baroness – “Grad” – solo guitar figure beginning at 0:44 / “The Gnashing” – lead guitar figure beginning at 3:39
Without meaning to suggest that Baroness is not all awesome, all the time, I would submit these two riffs as evidence that they are aces at closing out albums. These riffs, not entirely dissimilar, close out Red Album and Blue Record, respectively, with notes of sweetness tempering the preceding aggression. No easy task.
Chavez – “Pentagram Ring” – opening guitar figure
The most fun you’ll ever have with a math rock band. Jaunty as you like, but still manages to be pretty angular.
High on Fire – “Snakes for the Divine” – opening guitar figure
Just listen to this fucking thing. Driven and powerful as hell, but with just enough menace not to sound corny. Kudos, Mr. Pike.
Hum – “Stars” – heavy guitar figure beginning at 1:13
The rest of the song may be goofy and midwestern, but it matters not. Hum will have their place in Valhalla on the strength of this beast alone.
Jesu – “Mother Earth” – monstrous looming cliff of guitar beginning at 3:19 / “Your Path to Divinity” – intro monstrous looming cliff of guitar
And thus we are confronted with the two flavors of Jesu: “Mother Earth” delivers the surprisingly accessible yet crushingly heavy side; “Your Path to Divinity” is just crushingly heavy. I find there is beauty in both.
Mogwai – “Mogwai Fear Satan” – the guitar figure
This one is not difficult to explain: how good does a riff have to be to make a song that is essentially that riff over and over again for sixteen minutes one of the greatest songs ever? It has to be not just good, not just great, not even just unfuckingbelievable—it has to be “Mogwai Fear Satan” great.
Pelican – “Glimmer” – intro guitar figure
So, so tasty.
Rush – “The Fountain of Lamneth” – lead guitar figure beginning at 8:58
Some might consider this a guitar solo. I will not quibble with that characterization, but to me, as it’s foreshadowed in a chorus earlier in the song, this gets the designation “riff.” And what a stellar, jagged riff it is. I can see how it would be easy to overlook him amongst Neil Peart and Geddy Lee, but Alex Lifeson doesn’t get nearly enough credit.
Russian Circles – “Mladek” – intro guitar figure
After fawning about it so extensively in my Best of 2011 list, it would be incongruous if it didn’t make another appearance here. No need to reiterate the reasoning, though.
Smashing Pumpkins – “The Aeroplane Flies High (Turns Left, Looks Right)” – pretty much the entire goddamn song / “Drown” – intro guitar figure
Similar in so many ways, these two. Both run a bit over eight minutes. Neither released on a Pumpkins album (“Aeroplane” is a B-side to “Thirty-Three”; “Drown” appeared on the Singles OST). Both built around terrific, simple riffs. I give the edge to “Aeroplane” on the grounds that it sustains the song for nearly seven minutes, but “Drown” is undoubtedly the catchier of the two.2
Stabbing Westward – “Ungod” – chorus guitar figure / Filter – “Hey Man, Nice Shot” – chorus guitar figure
The riff so nice he wrote it twice. You’ll note, of course, that this is the same riff, and indeed the same song—guitarist Stuart Zechman departed Stabbing Westward for Filter some time after the release of the former’s Ungod and before the release of the latter’s Short Bus. It’s also worth writing (and including here) twice—such a powerful riff. It’s unjust that the song was a non-starter for Stabbing Westward and huge hit for Filter, given that Stabbing Westward’s version is better, but what can you do?
Tool – “Intolerance” – solo guitar figure beginning at 2:33/repeated at 3:55
The word you are looking for on this one is nasty. A simple three-note figure and vicious guitar tone; what more could anybody want?
Yes – “Starship Trooper” – solo guitar figure beginning at 5:36
Moments like this put the lie to the notion that prog rock in general, and Yes in particular, consists only of endless, boring wankery. Does “Starship Trooper” have movements? Of course it does! But the final movement starts with this gorgeous, simple riff. One chord shape. Clean guitar, a little flanger. And it goes on, with the band coming back in, building patiently into Steve Howe’s understated guitar solo. In a word, magical.
Zwan – “Jesus, I/Mary Star of the Sea” – lead guitar figures beginning at 7:54
This is a bit of a cheat, because the interplay with Jimmy Chamberlin’s drumming makes this moment. But goddamn, what a moment. Smack in the middle of a typical Billy Corgan not-quite-overreaching epic, thirty seconds of perfect, plaintive interplay between Zwan’s three hero guitarists (for those of you scoring at home, Corgan, David Pajo, and Matt Sweeney). Zwan was rocky at best, but here and there, its stars aligned.
- Times given are accurate to my own collection, not to the links. Just because. [↩]
- And this list would be a silly lie if I didn’t throw in the main riff from “Cherub Rock” (beginning at 0:38), which I generally believe to be the greatest riff ever, but it felt too obvious. I compromise by placing it here in the notes. [↩]